UDI

The next day I found these scars on my side.
Unidentified Drinking Injuries!
At my birthday party on the weekend I suddenly realised that my hand was bleeding and there was a cut right in the middle of my palm. This was either another UDI or I'm the son of God.
I also woke up to find a massive red bruise on my knee and a blonde girl next to me. Oops!
2 Comments:
Ooh, UDIs can be bad! And also quite amusing. I went to a huge black tie party once and was apparently totally undignified, fell over Twice onto my knees and woke up in the morning with a proper Black bruise on my left knee. Ouch!
You classy lady!
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