Wednesday, December 14, 2005

A list of moans

1. I paid £1800 for an operation that didn't work.
2. I'm still obsessing over a girl who dumped me 5 months ago even though I'm going out with a gorgeous girl who I've wanted to go out with for over eight years.
3. I'm moving house to a horrible area with a couple who are having a baby and are going to want to kick me out in nine months.
4. I'm working in a freezing cold studio.
5. I'm fed up with graphic design but can't see there's anything else I can do.
6. My tooth hurts but the dentist can't find anything wrong.

Oh! I hate Christmas.

Friday, December 09, 2005


Because my new girlf's not been well we can't have sex yet. I haven't had sex for five months, but now, because I've been told I can't have it, I suddenly can't do without it and it's all I can think about.

I feel like my housemate's bastard-of-a-dog, Buzz, who when he wakes up starts humping thin air and gets his red doggy-bits out. The humping action involuntarily propels him across the room in short jerks. While this is highly amusing - I'm starting to know how he feels.

Monday, December 05, 2005


It's on!

After another 'date' with said girl-who-I've-liked-for-8-years where still nothing happened, the pressure got the better of me and I sent her a text explaining my feelings. What a chicken I am! I'd convinced myself she just wanted to be friends and even when I was sending the text I was thinking: "Why the hell am I doing this? I'm ruining an 8 year friendship." But it turns out she's been thinking the same as me - not quite for the 8 years I'd been thinking it though!

So last night, after extreme nervousness, giggling and a strong vodka and tonic we finally got it together!

It's quite weird taking it to the next step with someone you've been friends with for so long. I always thought it would be easy. I was wrong.

Cor! Eight years! It was SO worth the wait!

Now I've got to despatch 3 'sorry but no thanks' emails to participants. What a waste of money!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

What's she thinking?

What's she thinking?
What's she thinking?
What's she thinking?