A heavy night's dreaming

Jet fighters flying down my street, my ex was pregnant, helicopters, dreams within a dream ('metadreams' as Jeff Noon called them in Vurt), a text from another ex but my phone wouldn't work when I tried to reply, getting intimate with an old housemate...

I was exhausted when I woke up and was still certain that everything I'd dreamt about was true.

Or maybe I haven't woken up...?