Cool

I was walking through Stanmer Park with my dog when I spotted a girl I'd been on a date with once. The date had gone okay but I wasn't interested in her romantically. She reminded me of another friend who I've always thought was nice but a bit... well... weird.

As we walked towards each other we recognised each other. She was with a man, obviously on a date with him.

I felt quite cool because it had actually been me that wasn't interested in the girl rather than the other way round. I said hello in my coolest voice and gave her my coolest nod and tripped over a branch on the floor.

She looked at me and laughed and carried on her way.